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Nudest: 49thLargest Publishing Industry: 122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th
The United Nations Space Command of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Semper Fortis
Chancellor Jeanine Matthews
Influence
Diplomat
Sky Marshal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Geidi Centauri Prime

Population39.869 billion

CapitalCaprica City
LeaderChancellor Jeanine Matthews
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGold Bit Coin
AnimalStardust Phoenix

The United Nations Space Command of Geidi Centauri Prime is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Jeanine Matthews with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.869 billion Centauris hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caprica City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Geidi Centauri Primean economy, worth an astonishing 25,212 trillion Gold Bit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 632,393 Gold Bit Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, childhood friends of Chancellor Jeanine Matthews are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, Chancellor Jeanine Matthews is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Geidi Centauri Prime's national animal is the Stardust Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Geidi Centauri Prime is ranked 276,240th in the world and 30th in United Earth Government for Nicest Citizens, with 0.44 average smiles per day.

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Nudest: 49thLargest Publishing Industry: 122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 208thMost Subsidized Industry: 327thRudest Citizens: 328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 334thSmartest Citizens: 355thLargest Insurance Industry: 427thMost Efficient Economies: 535thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 742ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 760thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 762ndMost Cultured: 868thLargest Populations: 1,270thLargest Governments: 1,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,368thMost Armed: 1,381stLargest Mining Sector: 1,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,790thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,822ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,619thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,722ndFattest Citizens: 2,941stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,384thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,669thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,682ndMost Secular: 9,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,704thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,834thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,444thMost Politically Free: 23,934thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,256th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, Chancellor Jeanine Matthews is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, childhood friends of Chancellor Jeanine Matthews are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Geidi Centauri Prime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chancellor Jeanine Matthews is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Geidi Centauri Prime, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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